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"Will probably overtake Facebook in popularity by 2013." -- Google executive
"The most important literary work of the 21st century, and the 22nd." -- Oxford Literary Review
"I always read it after I watch my porno in the morning." -- Vice President Joe Biden
"I'm addicted - this website cures my patients without giving them the rage and diarrhea, which I call ragearrhea." -- Dr. Phil
"It's the one thing that keeps me from raping folks." -- Kobe Bryant
"Immediately after reading it, I gave birth to a lumpy, screaming, three-headed leprechaun who was smoking a cigar - right in Regis' lap! I didn't even know I was pregnant!" - Kelly Ripa
"Helps undo all the damage books and learnin' stuff does to ya." --George W. Bush
"Absolutely the work of Satan." -- God
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© Alex Tarbet 2011-2012.
"It's the one thing that keeps me from raping folks." -- Kobe Bryant
"Immediately after reading it, I gave birth to a lumpy, screaming, three-headed leprechaun who was smoking a cigar - right in Regis' lap! I didn't even know I was pregnant!" - Kelly Ripa
"Helps undo all the damage books and learnin' stuff does to ya." --George W. Bush
"Absolutely the work of Satan." -- God
LOGANJERKS.COM is a work of fiction and satire; it is a parody of local news and does not use legitimate names unless with consent. LOGANJERKS.COM uses the names and images of celebrities, politicians and national news figures for purposes of satire. All quoted material is completely fabricated. Except for the thing Kelly Ripa said. We have that on tape.
© Alex Tarbet 2011-2012.
